(Collected from somewhere!)
- Swimming is a good exercise to stay fit. But whales are fat! Why?
- The place where people sit in a stadium is called ‘stand’! Why?
- Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no-one wants to die! Why?
- We have freedom of speech, but we get telephone bills! Why?
- Money doesn’t grow on trees, but banks have branches! Why?
- Glue sticks everything, but it doesn’t stick to the bottle it is kept in! Why?
- It’s already built, but we call it a ‘Building’! Why?
- We are here to help others! What are others here for?
- We are not supposed to drink and drive, but bars have parking lots! Why?
- All the nations are in debt! Where did all the money go?
- When dog’s food is new with ‘improved taste’, who tastes it?
- ‘Black Box’ flight recorder is not damaged in a crash, still the whole airplane is not made of the same stuff! Why?
- People say, “You’ve been working like a dog”, but dogs just sit around all day! Why?
We are all living in a seriously funny world! Isn’t it?