(Collected from somewhere!)

  1. Swimming is a good exercise to stay fit. But whales are fat! Why?
  2. The place where people sit in a stadium is called ‘stand’! Why?
  3. Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no-one wants to die! Why?
  4. We have freedom of speech, but we get telephone bills! Why?
  5. Money doesn’t grow on trees, but banks have branches! Why?
  6. Glue sticks everything, but it doesn’t stick to the bottle it is kept in! Why?
  7. It’s already built, but we call it a ‘Building’! Why?
  8. We are here to help others! What are others here for?
  9. We are not supposed to drink and drive, but bars have parking lots! Why?
  10. All the nations are in debt! Where did all the money go?
  11. When dog’s food is new with ‘improved taste’, who tastes it?
  12. ‘Black Box’ flight recorder is not damaged in a crash, still the whole airplane is not made of the same stuff! Why?
  13. People say, “You’ve been working like a dog”, but dogs just sit around all day! Why?

We are all living in a seriously funny world! Isn’t it?

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